She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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