Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
