He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
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too bad the pizza was blended
Hookers = Sad, Escorts = Crazy fun
Nothing sad about getting some slice!
it sounds like you're a little jealous that he is stuffing his face with pepperoni and victory pizza.
Yes but this is just awesome!
One expensive pizza!
It's not delivery, it's Delissio.
He was trying to recreate his favorite porno but with the genders reversed.
Yes...the movie Top Gun comes to mind.
Wow pizza hut delivers whores now?