im about as happy as oj after his trial
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
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