Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
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I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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