he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
