i think my mom watched the whole time
I hope mine doesn't look like that
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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