The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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