He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
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You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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