I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
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The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
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I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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