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  • 94 25
    Submitted by OllieWalker on Nov 13, 12 at 5:47pm

    At least it was massive.

  • 61 22
    Submitted by nogoodnamesleft on Nov 13, 12 at 6:34pm

    If it was called massive this dude wins at life.

  • 44 26
    Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Nov 13, 12 at 6:44pm

    Never heard of anyone giving themselves a golden shower.

    • 23 34
      Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Nov 13, 12 at 7:01pm

      That was actually in a letter to Dan Savage once. "I was lying in the bathtub when I happened to piss on myself and it felt good," or something like that, and that was how the dude found out he had a fetish for watersports. DS calls that a "How'd THAT happen?" letter, because he gets lots of those from people who'd want you to believe they did some kinky shit by accident rather than on purpose.

  • 44 29
    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Nov 13, 12 at 6:22pm

    @bigballin: stand far away and stick your ass out, that tends to work

  • 45 43
    Submitted by gangbangstyle on Nov 13, 12 at 4:49pm

    what? how? the erection is supposed to close that shit up...

    • 32 23
      Submitted by bigballin43 on Nov 13, 12 at 5:35pm

      u never pissed with an erection? count yourself as lucky, shit happens to me every morning, and aiming while hard is no walk in the park...

      • 27 18
        Submitted by Pronfairy on Nov 13, 12 at 10:56pm

        A morning wood piss is just unpleasant.

  • 32 25
    Submitted by jewsuskrist on Nov 14, 12 at 10:11am

    Am I the only one who thinks pissing with a boner kinda burns???

  • 28 20
    Submitted by pinkamature on Nov 15, 12 at 1:24am

    What is 88?sorry guys..

  • 32 28
    Submitted by tatteredtorn on Nov 14, 12 at 4:32am

    Sometimes I wonder how many people on here know what 88 stands for

  • 30 26
    Submitted by yoyos on Nov 13, 12 at 6:50pm

    I just hope there were girls

  • 33 36
    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Nov 13, 12 at 4:49pm

    Number of times you got a massive erection when your uncle and his buddies pissed on your face.

  • 34 40
    Submitted by gadawgs23 on Nov 13, 12 at 11:44pm

    I used to hate eighty eight... Now i look forward to seeing his name

  • 28 32
    Submitted by ck24 on Nov 14, 12 at 3:09am

    Bunch of scrubs trolled by eighty eighty again! Shit is too funny

  • 27 30
    Submitted by efoff on Nov 13, 12 at 10:57pm

    Bullshit

  • 28 66
    Submitted by Eightyeight on Nov 13, 12 at 4:08pm

    Eighty Eight

    • 25 26
      Submitted by lol_wat on Nov 13, 12 at 8:41pm

      Number of times you've asked Jake's friend with the massive erection to piss all over you and then blow his load in your mouth?