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  • At least it was massive.

    Submitted by OllieWalker on Nov 13, 12 at 5:47pm
  • If it was called massive this dude wins at life.

    Submitted by nogoodnamesleft on Nov 13, 12 at 6:34pm
  • @bigballin: stand far away and stick your ass out, that tends to work

    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Nov 13, 12 at 6:22pm
  • Never heard of anyone giving themselves a golden shower.

    Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Nov 13, 12 at 6:44pm
    • That was actually in a letter to Dan Savage once. "I was lying in the bathtub when I happened to piss on myself and it felt good," or something like that, and that was how the dude found out he had a fetish for watersports. DS calls that a "How'd THAT happen?" letter, because he gets lots of those from people who'd want you to believe they did some kinky shit by accident rather than on purpose.

      Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Nov 13, 12 at 7:01pm
  • I used to hate eighty eight... Now i look forward to seeing his name

    Submitted by gadawgs23 on Nov 13, 12 at 11:44pm
  • I just hope there were girls

    Submitted by yoyos on Nov 13, 12 at 6:50pm
  • Sometimes I wonder how many people on here know what 88 stands for

    Submitted by tatteredtorn on Nov 14, 12 at 4:32am
  • what? how? the erection is supposed to close that shit up...

    Submitted by gangbangstyle on Nov 13, 12 at 4:49pm
    • u never pissed with an erection? count yourself as lucky, shit happens to me every morning, and aiming while hard is no walk in the park...

      Submitted by bigballin43 on Nov 13, 12 at 5:35pm
  • Am I the only one who thinks pissing with a boner kinda burns???

    Submitted by jewsuskrist on Nov 14, 12 at 10:11am
  • Number of times you got a massive erection when your uncle and his buddies pissed on your face.

    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Nov 13, 12 at 4:49pm
  • What is 88?sorry guys..

    Submitted by pinkamature on Nov 15, 12 at 1:24am
  • Bullshit

    Submitted by efoff on Nov 13, 12 at 10:57pm
  • Bunch of scrubs trolled by eighty eighty again! Shit is too funny

    Submitted by ck24 on Nov 14, 12 at 3:09am
  • Eighty Eight

    Submitted by Eightyeight on Nov 13, 12 at 4:08pm
    • Number of times you've asked Jake's friend with the massive erection to piss all over you and then blow his load in your mouth?

      Submitted by lol_wat on Nov 13, 12 at 8:41pm