My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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