so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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