they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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