I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
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We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
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You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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