did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
smell my finger.
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running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
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Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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