we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
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He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
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I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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