Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
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I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
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I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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