Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
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Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
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Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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