I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
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this is great...simply great
Tramatic masturbation???? LOL! I'm almost too scared to google that.
Laughed pretty hard when I read this. Good one.
its fucking addicting!
ohohoh! was it diner dash? if so i've done the same thing, except it was amputee porn, not traumatic masterbation.
gonna have to admit i just googled that
i'm laughing, and I'm definitely googling traumatic masturbation
MURDER CITY, USA LOVES YOU ALL.
just googled this....
also.....OUCH!...should call it carpet burn and broken penis syndrome
I think I know who sent that
lmao! i bet google has seen more "traumatic masturbation" searches today than it ever anticipated
Pia Carrot imo.
oh man. i was running a sushi restaurant at 3.
restaurant city FTW!
omg restaurant city! hahaha