I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
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this is great...simply great
Tramatic masturbation???? LOL! I'm almost too scared to google that.
Laughed pretty hard when I read this. Good one.
its fucking addicting!
just googled this....
also.....OUCH!...should call it carpet burn and broken penis syndrome
ohohoh! was it diner dash? if so i've done the same thing, except it was amputee porn, not traumatic masterbation.
gonna have to admit i just googled that
MURDER CITY, USA LOVES YOU ALL.
I think I know who sent that
Pia Carrot imo.
i'm laughing, and I'm definitely googling traumatic masturbation
oh man. i was running a sushi restaurant at 3.
lmao! i bet google has seen more "traumatic masturbation" searches today than it ever anticipated
restaurant city FTW!
omg restaurant city! hahaha