I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
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this is great...simply great
Tramatic masturbation???? LOL! I'm almost too scared to google that.
Laughed pretty hard when I read this. Good one.
its fucking addicting!
just googled this....
also.....OUCH!...should call it carpet burn and broken penis syndrome
gonna have to admit i just googled that
ohohoh! was it diner dash? if so i've done the same thing, except it was amputee porn, not traumatic masterbation.
MURDER CITY, USA LOVES YOU ALL.
I think I know who sent that
Pia Carrot imo.
i'm laughing, and I'm definitely googling traumatic masturbation
oh man. i was running a sushi restaurant at 3.
lmao! i bet google has seen more "traumatic masturbation" searches today than it ever anticipated
omg restaurant city! hahaha
restaurant city FTW!