I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
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Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
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Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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