And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
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