Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I have already put on my inside pants.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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