the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
All I want is dick and wine.
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