D3 body, D1 cock
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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