I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
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By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
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I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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Shame?
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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