in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
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Yeah, that'll stop them 11:17.
Next time you make it to the endzone, try to pretend that you've been there before.
This is the best tfln post ever
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For all of the idiots who think it's necessary to claim 'first', stfu. No one fucking cares.
How's that creepy? It Means she did something right and her man won't ever be able to get her out of his head . That's sexy as fuck
She did good obviously. WIN!
this is fake. or you had sex with some one mentaly retarded
11:17 is mad cuz he didn't get first
:) bet you felt special
Yess finally the first Maryland I've seen on this sight. Lol
my ex says and does that too 11:16 haha
You will be toi bet.
and you will keep taking the jizz to the face
10:33 fuck you dumb ass just sayin
Maryland, gotta love it
Technically, he'll get bored with it and move past, probably to bestiality fantasies. Donkeys and Great Danes and whatnot. Fish.
Hahahaha CREEP!!! I wouldve walked away.
You're is a word people!
My ex told me that... Still does :-)
that is kind of bittersweet, cause you're that good, but so bad that you did the guy that has NO LIFE and is a virgin?
Haha I still do it a year after I said it.
11;40-- stfu. You're not wanted here.
First bitches !!! And punks!!!! Not just sayin just sayin
I think this means the guy had a hidden videocamera and recorded them having sex so that's why he was saying that.
There should be a separate site for all the texts about what people say while cumming. Just a suggestion.
Yes, 10:21. you ARE the only one who immediately assumed he was talking about fucking avatar.
Am I the only one who immediately assumed he was talking about seeing AVATAR?
1030, i like that. Clever
Good for him. Bad for you.
Been therea few times lol
That's depressing. All downhill from there?