So drunk, too bad you don't want this
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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