I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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