I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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