Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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