I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
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I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
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I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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