we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I love how my cats smell like pot.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
