If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
party gras won. party gras always wins.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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