Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
