Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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