Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
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your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
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Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.