oh god the rape fog is back!
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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