well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Randomize
