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  I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.

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  (202): I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house. http://tfl.nu/n9mx
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  Submitted by Meli8312 on Jul 22, 13 at 3:49pm

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  Absolute genius. Props to you

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  Submitted by dmoney1234 on Jul 22, 13 at 3:16pm

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  You sir, may be on to something

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  Submitted by cfreymarc on Jul 22, 13 at 6:23pm

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  @Mister, I have worked this myself many times. It works. Best when you have a group of guys hit on a group of girls and take them home.

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  Submitted by OolyTheOctopus on Jul 22, 13 at 9:51pm

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  Hey, you're appealing to her female instinct by showing that you have the makings of a good provider

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  Submitted by MrKiethStone on Jul 31, 13 at 7:31am

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  ARowdy Gentleman

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  Submitted by mistermike on Jul 23, 13 at 3:44pm

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  @cfrey Das une virgen

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  Submitted by mistermike on Jul 22, 13 at 4:08pm

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  This guy's never gotten so much as a handjob that he hasn't had to pay for. Don't listen to him - I can peg him as a virgin from a mile away.

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