No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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