So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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