Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
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pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
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These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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