Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
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The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
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I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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