Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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