Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Randomize
