Cold hands, warm shart.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
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Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
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I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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