So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
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85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
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so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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