I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
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I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
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Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
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