Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
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Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
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my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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