Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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