He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
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Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
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Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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