:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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