hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
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