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  • Submitted by 3knucklesdeep on Apr 18, 11 at 6:52pm

    Cut out the middle man and go for the uncle. Clock's ticking.

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    Submitted by marathonman on Apr 19, 11 at 2:56pm

    sorority style

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    Submitted by Boogie_Bones on Apr 18, 11 at 12:07pm

    If it's a joke, hilarious. \nIf it's serious, scary. \nNo in between.

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    Submitted by BlOnDie9009 on Apr 18, 11 at 7:52pm

    R u serious?? Somebody should punch u in the face for saying that.

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    Submitted by donkey4u on Apr 18, 11 at 1:15pm

    every womens a gold digger. just depends on the degree of it. every women wants a man that can provide a roof over her head and food in her stomach.

  • 89 82
    Submitted by hellofrank on Apr 18, 11 at 9:17pm

    You fucking bitch

  • 88 82
    Submitted by projectcurtis on Apr 22, 11 at 2:24am

    ~o ~o [your blue waffle here]

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    Submitted by NCA on Apr 18, 11 at 12:31pm

    Gold digger. Women like this end up wrecked by surgery and dressing like their daughters.

  • 89 88
    Submitted by jltc on Apr 18, 11 at 5:42pm

    What a loser. The life you'll ruin is your own.

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    Submitted by badassmanlyman on Apr 19, 11 at 2:05am

    Haha slap that bitch across the face with a pregnancy test.

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    Submitted by warthless on Apr 19, 11 at 12:20am

    why the hell does everyone freak out so much? if you want to bitch about it, don't come on the website! it's supposed to be funny! laugh about it, assholes.

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    Submitted by hacker201 on Apr 18, 11 at 2:01pm

    of course, if his uncle is married and has kids your BF most likely won't see a dime of it.

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    Submitted by Mercen on Oct 21, 11 at 1:21pm

    Wow, so many people can't take a joke...

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    Submitted by nikoliss on Apr 18, 11 at 8:10pm

    @ cacxo "epitome"

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    Submitted by regalbeagle on Apr 18, 11 at 11:21am

    That's just kind of sick.

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    Submitted by lalapalooza7 on Apr 18, 11 at 1:14pm

    As a fellow woman, I despise you for representing our gender.

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    Submitted by cacxo on Apr 18, 11 at 2:19pm

    why do people take these text so literal? this website is the epitamy (sp?) of sarcastic funny and drunken text messages. \n\ni think it's hysterical considering women always joke around about marrying a rich man so they won't have or anything.

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      Submitted by sombodysomone on Jun 21, 11 at 9:10am

      BECAUSE IT'S NOT FUNNY THAT'S WHY. Alot of you women are batsh!t crazy enough to do that kinda stuff to men. Ever hear of the maurry show? you ever notice he tries to keep the ratio 50/50 and women are straight up lying about who the father is? If you heard your man say, your best friend is so hot, I think I'm gonna do her. Then he tell's you no he was just being sarcastic, or he was drunk and joking around. I GUARANTEE that YOU WOULDN'T FIND IT FUNNY NOW WOULD YOU?

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        Submitted by exosus on Jun 22, 11 at 8:49pm

        Dude you need to switch to decaf. I'm fucking serious. This text was hilarious, and you need to spend a couple hours thinking about something that isn't how much you hate women.

  • Submitted by Suomen_tytto on Apr 18, 11 at 11:45am

    Wow way to represent the very worst things about being a women,this is why men don't trust women

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    Submitted by tricialynngrady on Apr 21, 11 at 12:07pm

    I mean that's just fuckin funny

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    Submitted by kmart1600 on Apr 18, 11 at 1:10pm

    burn in hell

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    Submitted by lyndz08 on Apr 19, 11 at 12:07pm

    Totally agree with Cacxo n Warthless

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    Submitted by Ninchilla on Apr 8, 13 at 3:56am