His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
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Cut out the middle man and go for the uncle. Clock's ticking.
If it's a joke, hilarious. \nIf it's serious, scary. \nNo in between.
every womens a gold digger. just depends on the degree of it. every women wants a man that can provide a roof over her head and food in her stomach.
why the hell does everyone freak out so much? if you want to bitch about it, don't come on the website! it's supposed to be funny! laugh about it, assholes.
What a loser. The life you'll ruin is your own.
You fucking bitch
~o ~o [your blue waffle here]
R u serious?? Somebody should punch u in the face for saying that.
Totally agree with Cacxo n Warthless
Wow way to represent the very worst things about being a women,this is why men don't trust women
why do people take these text so literal? this website is the epitamy (sp?) of sarcastic funny and drunken text messages. \n\ni think it's hysterical considering women always joke around about marrying a rich man so they won't have to.work or anything.
BECAUSE IT'S NOT FUNNY THAT'S WHY. Alot of you women are batsh!t crazy enough to do that kinda stuff to men. Ever hear of the maurry show? you ever notice he tries to keep the ratio 50/50 and women are straight up lying about who the father is? If you heard your man say, your best friend is so hot, I think I'm gonna do her. Then he tell's you no he was just being sarcastic, or he was drunk and joking around. I GUARANTEE that YOU WOULDN'T FIND IT FUNNY NOW WOULD YOU?
Dude you need to switch to decaf. I'm fucking serious. This text was hilarious, and you need to spend a couple hours thinking about something that isn't how much you hate women.
I mean that's just fuckin funny
burn in hell
Gold digger. Women like this end up wrecked by surgery and dressing like their daughters.
Haha slap that bitch across the face with a pregnancy test.
of course, if his uncle is married and has kids your BF most likely won't see a dime of it.
@ cacxo "epitome"
Wow, so many people can't take a joke...
As a fellow woman, I despise you for representing our gender.
That's just kind of sick.